Queer Duck: The Movie
2006 · 72 MIN · IMDB 5.4 · 1,106 VOTES · DIR. Xeth Feinberg
Overview
Queer Duck and his partner of 18 months (a lifetime in gay years), Stephen Arlo "Openly" Gator, hit a relationship crisis when the fey fowl is wooed by a brassy Broadway broad. Queer Duck wonders if he'd be happier being straight, while Gator the waiter spills his problems to a compassionate Conan O'Brien.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,307 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:29 ~ Queer Duck! He's intellectual
00:03:33 (LAUGHING)
00:05:53 ~ He's gots his homo mojo working
00:08:18 ~ He gets kicks banging chicks
00:10:49 ~ No need to fret, 'cause don't forget
00:13:37 Yes, doctors tell me I have the heart of an 18-year-old.
00:16:21 (SNORING)
00:19:06 And the nominees for Best One-Woman Show
00:22:02 Greetings, Oscar.
00:24:48 You really mean that?
00:27:36 What do you say we ditch this crowd and get a drink?
00:30:07 ~ He told his family he's gay
00:33:15 (SNIFFING)
00:36:20 This calls for stronger medicine.
00:39:41 Yeah, lick it. Slap it, slap it.
00:42:27 "all my worldly goods, including the house."
00:44:54 You there, boy, what day is it?
00:47:31 ~ I could masturbate a gator?
00:50:20 Now, I know I can't buy your friendship.
00:52:44 Then I think you know where I'm coming from.
00:56:01 Beat it, hetero.
00:59:07 Psst, Gator, come quick, it's important.
01:02:35 30 seconds to big squirt.
01:05:51 ~ They're so
Cast & Characters
Jim J. Bullock
Adam Seymour 'Queer Duck' Duckstein
Jackie Hoffman
Lola Buzzard
Kevin Michael Richardson
Stephen Arlo 'Openly' Gator
Kevin Michael Richardson
Additional Voices
Billy West
Bi-Polar Bear
Billy West
Additional Voices
Estelle Harris
Mrs. Duckstein
Mark Hamill
Vendor
Tim Curry
Peccary
Andy Dick
Elizabeth Taylor
Andy Dick
Rex ('Regina')
Chris Cox
Michael Jackson
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,307
Dialogue density18.2 lines / min
First line00:00:29
Final line01:05:51
Production Record
DirectorXeth Feinberg
LanguageEnglish
Budget$5,000,000
IMDb votes1,106