Queer Duck: The Movie
2006 · 72 MIN · IMDB 5.4 · 1,106 VOTES · DIR. Xeth Feinberg
Overview
Queer Duck and his partner of 18 months (a lifetime in gay years), Stephen Arlo "Openly" Gator, hit a relationship crisis when the fey fowl is wooed by a brassy Broadway broad. Queer Duck wonders if he'd be happier being straight, while Gator the waiter spills his problems to a compassionate Conan O'Brien.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,307 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:29 ~ Queer Duck! He's intellectual
00:03:35 Girl you just love the phone?
00:05:57 ~ He's gots his homo mojo working
00:08:30 Well, sometimes I wish I could. Don't you?
00:11:12 (GASPING) You're Lola Buzzard!
00:13:56 To comedy and beyond!
00:16:52 ~ Till I almost went broke
00:19:44 Oh.
00:22:46 ~ Look out, look out, look out, look out!
00:25:27 I don't know why I come here.
00:28:27 and talk to him already?
00:31:25 As a high school drama teacher.
00:34:13 I don't know. Feathered?
00:37:17 Success!
00:40:55 The gay community shares your pain.
00:43:37 Do you know how it feels to be heterosexual?
00:46:15 Take him away, boys.
00:48:56 What should we do first?
00:51:32 But Reverend Van Der Gelding showed me
00:54:33 ~ We're just a bunch of silly...
00:58:05 ~ It's a gay, gay, gay, gay world!
01:00:56 ~ (WHISTLING)
01:05:09 ~ And we lose every game we play
01:09:06 and gay bars like this didn't exist.
Cast & Characters
Jim J. Bullock
Adam Seymour 'Queer Duck' Duckstein
Jackie Hoffman
Lola Buzzard
Kevin Michael Richardson
Stephen Arlo 'Openly' Gator
Kevin Michael Richardson
Additional Voices
Billy West
Bi-Polar Bear
Billy West
Additional Voices
Estelle Harris
Mrs. Duckstein
Mark Hamill
Vendor
Tim Curry
Peccary
Andy Dick
Elizabeth Taylor
Andy Dick
Rex ('Regina')
Chris Cox
Michael Jackson
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,307
Dialogue density18.2 lines / min
First line00:00:29
Final line01:09:06
Production Record
DirectorXeth Feinberg
LanguageEnglish
Budget$5,000,000
IMDb votes1,106