Putney Swope

00:01:14 Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet Dr. Alvin Weasely.

00:03:35 Duck hunter loses his rifle...

00:06:21 and you're talking about flat tires and farmhouses?

00:09:23 Vote for me, and I'll get you into the Knights of Columbus.

00:12:55 Your father was a horse's ass.

00:15:46 You do go on.

00:18:34 Now, I have a new item...

00:20:54 Why, it's already a classic.

00:24:46 Eugenie is a graduate of the Sawbone/T-bone Diner in Redneck...

00:28:13 - Sell rolls, that is. - How you sound?

00:31:24 - Putney. Putney! - Brother's in the black room.

00:34:03 we could create a subliminal tremor throughout the land...

00:36:54 Nope.

00:39:32 But now, we have a moment of joviality.

00:42:03 No- Blem, Squeeze No, and Face Off.

00:44:50 Mr. President.

00:48:50 You're one of the best photographers in the business.

00:53:16 You're my biggest fantasy.

01:01:34 Not bad, not bad.

01:03:25 How do you like that? He ain't got a thing inside him...

01:07:13 Mr. Swope, where have you been all these years?

01:10:07 Now how, when, are things gonna happen, man?

01:15:53 I also hear you flipped over the Borman Six.

01:19:47 Good people. I tested them but they did not cop.