Putney Swope

00:01:14 Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet Dr. Alvin Weasely.

00:03:38 walks seven miles to a cathouse, knocks on the door.

00:06:35 Good morning, Mario.

00:09:37 and I'll set you up in Puerto Rico...

00:13:27 What you do is sink the boat.

00:16:16 You could be playing Lady Macbeth in some basement.

00:18:56 - Mr. Soney, you're not gonna believe this... - Then don't tell me.

00:21:24 and do something about your breath.

00:25:51 Confidentially, folks, I never thought she'd get that line.

00:28:45 No, my johnson get hard, everything goes.

00:32:19 I deal with housing in the community.

00:35:29 Do you know what, man?

00:38:03 I never chase foul balls.

00:40:34 I heard you fired Mr. O'Dinga.

00:43:28 Mr. President, this fellow who went down to Florida to do a demonstration...

00:47:10 - I love you, baby. - I love you.

00:51:17 Mr. Swope, congratulations.

00:55:48 I believe this. This girl...

01:02:39 You stole the idea about Borman Six. You got it from your wife!

01:06:10 I'd send the damn tiles back...

01:09:10 Billy's an orphan, and he wants to be your pal.

01:12:21 When I see things that ain't fresh, I get butterflies in my ulcer.

01:18:51 Lunger cigarettes, and a new game called Cops and Demonstrators.

60:00:00 and all you can do is wreck the joint.