Purple Violets

00:03:59 - Hey, hon. - Ah, hello, darling.

00:07:27 We saw you, and then we spotted that douche bag...

00:10:57 and they took their things.

00:16:04 - Read it please, Bernie. - "Doctor Feel-bad."

00:21:30 Yeah. You know how that gets.

00:25:27 that's another argument for another time, right?

00:29:04 - And you two middle-aged dorks thought he was cool.

00:32:24 I went out with that other real estate guy, Monroe, for six months.

00:37:22 I don't know what signs to look for for that.

00:41:08 You're gonna sign that one though, too, right? Yeah?

00:44:58 But I'm not a better writer than you.

00:49:38 Fucking come on. I know. I've tried all those things.

00:54:03 Has nothing to do with the fact that you want to get back together with her-

00:57:45 # Son

01:01:25 and loves to do ecstasy and stay out late dancing...

01:04:32 - Oh, I mean- - So that is totally me.

01:07:59 No, I'm not. I'm protecting myself.

01:12:07 # Enlightening

01:17:52 and there was a note on my chest that said...

01:22:21 - Listen, uh, Chazz, this really isn't a good time right now.

01:26:01 - Very good point.

01:30:12 some terrific prosciutto, a little provolone-

01:35:19 Well, you know, he's got his new book out too, so he's doing the book tour.

01:39:07 Um, heading out to the beach for the weekend.