Purely Belter
2000 · 95 MIN · IMDB 6.7 · 2,042 VOTES · DIR. Mark Herman
Overview
Gerry and Sewell are broke. Gerry's still at school and Sewell is unemployed. They both wish for better things in life. Owning two season tickets to their beloved football club is their biggest dream of all. The tickets cost £1000 - they're £1000 short. But they are nothing if not resourceful, and they set themselves a mission to raise the cash. While they think up increasingly outlandish money making schemes - from selling junk to shoplifting and the odd bit of housebreaking - real life begins to interfere with the pair's final scam going hilariously awry landing them in jail, only to discover that their punishment gets them exactly where they want to be!
Dialogue Timeline — 1,409 lines
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00:00:11 (Shuffling)
00:03:49 Come on, clear off out of it, you fuckin' little toerags!
00:08:10 (Gerry laughs)
00:11:50 Are you sure this fella's gonna buy this?
00:15:23 And from now on, leave the bright ideas to me, right?
00:19:01 - Sewell, you dinnae still fancy her? - Do you not, like?
00:23:04 He's a monster, but he's not an idiot.
00:26:15 I don't know.
00:29:41 (Sniggering)
00:33:11 How much do you think it's worth from Everything's A Pound?
00:38:08 How are you supposed to shag the Diego lads without the lingo?
00:41:39 Jesus, don't these bastards do anything for themselves?
00:45:42 Stay, Rusty.
00:50:56 I mean, you're no bigger now than the last time I decked you.
00:54:31 Haven't you, Gemma?
00:57:53 (Sighs) All of it?
01:01:34 Floors, mainly... floors, friends'.
01:05:15 You'll be dead, with a hockey stick up your arse.
01:09:14 Can you give us a pair of season tickets?
01:12:28 Jesus, man! What are you doin'?
01:16:52 I only need one. I only need number eight.
01:22:09 # You were always on my mind
01:26:14 I don't know. Quickly!
01:29:48 In the hope that it will also be a LAST time