Purely Belter
2000 · 95 MIN · IMDB 6.7 · 2,042 VOTES · DIR. Mark Herman
Overview
Gerry and Sewell are broke. Gerry's still at school and Sewell is unemployed. They both wish for better things in life. Owning two season tickets to their beloved football club is their biggest dream of all. The tickets cost £1000 - they're £1000 short. But they are nothing if not resourceful, and they set themselves a mission to raise the cash. While they think up increasingly outlandish money making schemes - from selling junk to shoplifting and the odd bit of housebreaking - real life begins to interfere with the pair's final scam going hilariously awry landing them in jail, only to discover that their punishment gets them exactly where they want to be!
Dialogue Timeline — 1,409 lines
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00:00:11 (Shuffling)
00:04:01 We canna fail, man. Especially with that lass looking after us.
00:08:22 Practical science, like. If you stopped at school, you'd know.
00:12:06 I think he's getting deaf, old Ginga.
00:15:48 (Clare) You not going to school?
00:19:43 Aye, well... I got her this.
00:23:48 I've got a proposition for you.
00:27:17 McCarten, hurry up. You're holding everything up.
00:30:42 There was loads of people. Dead noisy, but havin' a laugh.
00:34:14 - Why is that like? - Cos you're blind! Cos you're blind!
00:39:27 But you! You come here to get football tickets.
00:43:16 (Ambient music)
00:47:50 Me da gave us his jacket even though it meant he were cold.
00:52:46 # And a happy New Year
00:56:16 - Nowt. See ya. - See ya.
00:59:39 I like it, but it's a dead giveaway.
01:04:14 Wear 'im?!
01:07:30 (Nervous laughter)
01:11:30 # Because they are true, yeah
01:15:06 Gerry, man. The season ticket thing...
01:21:16 # Little things I should have said and done
01:25:32 Next window, please.
01:29:04 Thank fuck the bus driver didn't.
01:34:41 DVD Subtitles by European Captioning Institute