Project X

00:00:28 What up, my lovely females! This is your boy, Costa, your host for the evening.

00:03:30 Where's your mom? I'm gonna get the bags.

00:06:15 Uh, excuse me... Sorry.

00:09:07 What are you doing? Get the fuck out of here!

00:12:07 ...in the life of young Thomas.

00:15:03 Don't care if she's 300 pounds. I have to fuck a girl with big tits.

00:17:41 I'm coming on Santa Claus's face.

00:20:10 ...that there'd possibly be a bit of party-related noise.

00:22:56 - Getting late. - I'll look like such a dick if no one shows.

00:27:03 Poor Milo.

00:29:38 Yeah, bro! Birthday boy on the table! That's what I like to see, baby.

00:32:32 Makes no sense. This kid's younger than we are.

00:36:19 Like this.

00:39:45 What the fuck am I gonna do with this kid?

00:43:38 I guess both are true. The law says you cannot because we say you may not.

00:48:29 - Dude, look, back in Queens... - I'm fucking sick of hearing about Queens.

00:51:22 Ew. Heh.

00:54:04 Kirby's sort of like one of us.

01:01:02 Thomas! Thomas! Thomas!

01:06:14 I don't know how to fix any of this shit.

01:08:52 This is the police.

01:12:57 ...that was one fucking hell of a night.

01:17:02 What's going on, man?

01:21:33 Just make sure you wear something tight.