Project X

00:00:28 What up, my lovely females! This is your boy, Costa, your host for the evening.

00:03:24 - Get out, out, out. - Dad...

00:05:56 Dude, stop. You're telling me he doesn't need this?

00:08:48 - Shh. - Yeah, of course, Jack. Anything.

00:11:35 What's up, baby? Eight o'clock.

00:14:36 - Teller, bring your mitt. We'll play catch. - No.

00:17:01 Pretend you're killing cops, if you want.

00:19:27 With these two, we got nothing to worry about.

00:22:02 An hour from now, this place is a fucking madhouse.

00:26:08 Everybody in the club gettin' tipsy

00:28:38 Well, I want to declare it, just in case.

00:31:18 Do it, genius. It's all on tape. I just saw this motherfucker record it.

00:34:25 Uh...

00:38:05 - Thanks, Dad. Good night. - Good night.

00:41:33 Keep going! Get in the back now!

00:46:58 You heard about this on Craigslist?

00:49:28 - Hey. - You get half of one.

00:52:06 There's a midget in the oven. Let's go. Come on.

00:57:11 I know where they build 'em

01:01:50 Know me from the you know Boss in my Hugo

01:06:52 Go! Shit! Come on!

01:09:28 Here he is! I got him! Motherfuckers!

01:13:56 Kevin and Bean from the world-famous KROQ.

01:17:13 Thank you.