Problem Child 3

00:00:24 [boy] Hi. This is me. Junior Healy.

00:04:11 But as the poet said, if you're gonna do the crime

00:07:21 Why don't you just kill me?. I ain't going. No way!

00:10:32 for private lessons.

00:14:14 [Junior screams]

00:17:48 Your child has a rare condition known as Appaloosa gingivitis nervosa.

00:20:55 No, no. That's a complete waste of dough. Have 'em yank all his teeth out.

00:24:16 It's Duke, not Dork. Duke!

00:27:01 Well, gosh, Ben, thanks. I'll keep that in mind.

00:30:13 Sounds like a chainsaw.

00:33:56 who started coaching football at a little school called Notre Dame.

00:37:06 He can't wait to go back to cotillion.

00:40:32 - Where's Big Ben?. - I think he went home.

00:44:25 Well, lately I've kind of been thinking about girls.

00:47:43 I don't believe it.

00:51:18 It's an expensive habit, but then again most of the things really worth doing are.

00:54:49 I wanted to get some more of those deodorant balls. They're great.

00:59:36 Yeah. Come on, man. You get him, come on.

01:03:03 - You can't just leap out of a moving car. - It's better than listening to this lecture.

01:07:24 Barfed?. Hold this, I'm on the way.

01:11:02 - Good luck, Duke. - This'll be a cinch.

01:14:35 You've got no guts.

01:18:37 - Do you think I'm cute?. - Of course.

01:22:52 so long, suckers!