Problem Child

00:00:53 Nice night to be born, huh?

00:04:02 No, come on, think about it. Henry, Hank. Hank Aaron, that's a winner.

00:07:03 It was so delicious I just gobbled it all up!

00:10:22 I saw your commercial and they said you have everything.

00:13:06 Remember, if we win we all get ice cream.

00:15:37 It's a boy nun! He wants to be a boy nun.

00:18:33 "And look at how fantastic Flo looks in her new dress!"

00:21:26 Smart as a tack, a little rambunctious but weren't we all at that age?

00:24:23 - Smile and say, "cheese doodles!" - Cheese doodles!

00:27:06 I thought you'd be happy. Come on.

00:29:51 No, you don't! You see murder! You see guts!

00:33:12 I would like you to meet my son Junior.

00:36:01 - Kids, the wienies are almost done! - Yeah!

00:39:10 Stay here, stay here.

00:43:03 But the important thing is that it's a bond between two people.

00:46:29 So, I'm gonna take back your allowance.

00:50:37 My new car! Oh, my God!

00:54:07 - You took him! He's yours! - You conned us into it!

00:56:39 No!

01:00:16 Are you a bachelor, Marty?

01:04:15 - Are you gonna lend me the money? - No, I'm not.

01:07:16 Fine.

01:11:07 - Come on, let's go home. - Move it.

01:14:32 You make us crazy You make us smile