Problem Child

00:00:53 Nice night to be born, huh?

00:04:02 No, come on, think about it. Henry, Hank. Hank Aaron, that's a winner.

00:07:13 I can't believe it. For once, you behaved yourself. Thank you, Lord!

00:10:29 - Which one of these can I fix you up with? - This blue one.

00:13:15 Go take the field. I'm proud of you! Look mean out there.

00:15:53 that Junior will not be removed from this orphanage.

00:18:50 Hurry up, students. Five more minutes for your pen- pals.

00:21:50 One that will scream in the middle of the night

00:24:47 Sure. He said that you were voted most popular orphan two years in a row.

00:27:33 - Junior, are you in here? - Junior!

00:30:25 - Doc, how did it go with the star patient? - Oh, that guy.

00:33:47 Or balloons. Or ice cream.

00:36:50 It's so real.

00:40:40 - Call me Marion. - Marion, this is fabulous.

00:44:08 Cry if I want to Cry if I want to

00:48:16 Now, Cold River's favourite son, Big Ben Healyl

00:51:56 Touchdown! Touchdown! Touchdown!

00:55:04 I'll tell you.

00:58:41 Now, the guy I'm looking for is an ex-con and he's as mean as a rattlesnake.

01:02:18 You said you loved me! You called me a little kumquat.

01:05:43 You're not going anywhere, buddy.

01:09:22 - You called me Dad. - Yeah, I guess I did.

01:12:42 It's one of those answers we'll never know like "How high is up?", "Why is the sky blue?"

100:00:00 - Are you insane?