Private Benjamin

00:00:49 With this ring be thou consecrated unto me as my wife.

00:05:34 - My feet hurt. - Your feet will be fine.

00:08:46 It's late now. 6:30 a.m. Monday...

00:12:24 She wants to be alone.

00:16:15 Come on.

00:19:14 ...and will obey the orders...

00:22:45 ...but not in my outfit.

00:26:58 You could eat off that floor.

00:31:43 Move it, Benjamin!

00:37:26 I was...

00:40:44 Daddy.

00:45:14 I had an orgasm once.

00:49:05 Well, lookee here!

00:53:01 We took her up, almost had to shove her out!

01:01:06 Evening, ladies.

01:04:06 Shall I make a long story short?

01:09:12 It was nice meeting you.

01:13:30 - I'm afraid, Colonel. I'm not brave. - Take it easy!

01:16:47 Sorry it's taken me so long to write, but I've been very busy.

01:21:35 There are two bids we recommend: Sergio Devoto's Driving Academy...

01:26:30 Or you!

01:30:35 You don't see me getting hung up on your old boyfriends and husbands.

01:34:38 I love it.

01:38:24 Don't be ridiculous!