Private Benjamin

00:00:49 With this ring be thou consecrated unto me as my wife.

00:05:36 I just want to talk to you.

00:08:55 I'll be on my honeymoon Monday.

00:12:42 The girl's 29 years old and trained to do nothing.

00:16:39 What does that look like to you?

00:19:48 ...into United States soldiers.

00:23:42 And neither is this face.

00:28:07 At ease, gentlemen...

00:34:15 We're going to have to do this again real soon.

00:38:17 - What? - I don't know what!

00:43:00 Private Winter!

00:46:29 ...and died on our wedding night.

00:50:25 Blue Team Company Commander requests permission to surrender, sir.

00:55:43 I can't hear you.

01:02:49 Listen, thanks, but I don't need the loan.

01:06:34 Usually, by the time I kiss a guy, I already know his mother's maiden name.

01:11:51 - Good to meet you, Mrs. Thornbush. - Good to meet you, Miss Lady Thornbird.

01:15:10 Hopefully not too long, sir.

01:19:33 - Where are you going? - Sunday soccer.

01:23:58 Do you know a lot of tortured artists?

01:29:26 Is it smart to fire the maid just before the wedding?

01:33:52 I was jumping out of airplanes...

01:37:28 I'm sorry.

06:00:00 my daughter's wedding...