Porky's

00:00:02 Kikina presents

00:05:22 Immigrants. Go on back to Michigan and kiss ass with all the negroes.

00:08:16 - You're not cuttin' me outta free nooky. - All right. You're goin'. Now shut up.

00:11:57 Boy, Miss Balbricker, you put a lotta weight behind that one.

00:16:16 OK. Cherry's ready.

00:19:32 - They're gonna shit. - They're gonna shit.

00:23:45 Cindy and I are bringin' the kids over on Sunday. I'll see you then, huh?

00:27:18 You shoulda seen him hoppin' around like the Easter bunny.

00:31:15 Pee Wee, they'll take your word for it.

00:35:30 - For how long? - An hour.

00:38:36 Get that piece of pigshit out here.

00:42:23 What do you think this is? What are you, a tough guy or somethin'?

00:47:01 All right, shake hands.

00:51:07 He does, but for some reason he had his heart set on Princeton.

00:55:05 - Did you see Timmy's face? - Yeah, we saw it.

00:58:51 Why do they call you Lassie?

01:03:30 One, two, three, four, up, down.

01:07:13 Now, Mr Carter

01:11:43 - That's great. - OK, guys. Hit the floor.

01:15:31 Look, you know you're welcome to stay with Tommy or I as long as you like.

01:18:34 Hey, Brian. Wait a minute.

01:26:59 I'm gonna kill em', the dumb shits.

01:32:49 I'll let you off on the promise that you get your fat ass back across that county line

02:00:00 - You're kiddin'.