Pledge This!
2006 · 91 MIN · IMDB 1.7 · 19,040 VOTES · DIR. William Heins
Overview
At popular South Beach University, filthy rich super-snob Victoria English is the absolute queen of leading Greek student club, Sigma Sigma. In order to achieve her crowning ambition, winning FHM Magazine's annual best sorority, she must recruit atypical 'Sigmies' to fulfill the diversity criteria. Ambitious sycophant pledge Kristen Haas helps her attract 'losers' (too poor, ugly, unfashionable), who are cruelly put through excruciating hazing, without intent to actually enroll them. Gloria, the brightest and most assertive pledge, wins the heart of Derek 'baby Dick', Victoria's ideal, yet constantly abused boyfriend, whose bitch-addiction is cured by this alternative lover. Together they lead the revolt of the not-even-nerds.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,560 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:26 # When l met you in the restaurant #
00:04:07 Starting to like this one.
00:07:33 And you know why?
00:11:09 Listen, let's just be clear.
00:15:10 Two: a good student is a clean student...
00:18:45 Was he circumcised?
00:22:15 We go way back, like... car seats.
00:25:24 Sounds like my mom and dad.
00:28:26 l miss that guy.
00:31:41 Let us know by the end of the night.
00:34:43 lt's yesterday's sushi.
00:39:07 You're all gonna be there.
00:41:56 Bad-ass sex every night, sweet pledge torture every day.
00:45:34 l'll get those bitches.
00:48:30 There's no way it's gonna work.
00:52:30 Do you want a muffin?
00:56:04 Miss English, l'm sorry, are we bothering you?
01:00:02 No, no, no.
01:02:44 Are her nipples hard?
01:05:54 Besides making us Iook like fools?
01:08:58 You can hide these bad boys anywhere.
01:12:51 Oh, God, somebody kill me!
01:17:38 Hey, any of you broads...
01:21:13 l bought FHM magazine.