Pledge This!
2006 · 91 MIN · IMDB 1.7 · 19,040 VOTES · DIR. William Heins
Overview
At popular South Beach University, filthy rich super-snob Victoria English is the absolute queen of leading Greek student club, Sigma Sigma. In order to achieve her crowning ambition, winning FHM Magazine's annual best sorority, she must recruit atypical 'Sigmies' to fulfill the diversity criteria. Ambitious sycophant pledge Kristen Haas helps her attract 'losers' (too poor, ugly, unfashionable), who are cruelly put through excruciating hazing, without intent to actually enroll them. Gloria, the brightest and most assertive pledge, wins the heart of Derek 'baby Dick', Victoria's ideal, yet constantly abused boyfriend, whose bitch-addiction is cured by this alternative lover. Together they lead the revolt of the not-even-nerds.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,560 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:26 # When l met you in the restaurant #
00:04:03 And the ultimate role model for every college girl
00:07:21 - Mommy, what's a-- - It's a rooster, honey.
00:10:46 Doctor says they should realign themselves...
00:14:37 Stay here.
00:18:07 l don't think l'm really down with the whole sorority thing.
00:21:36 l'm gonna pull a muscle if l have to keep smiling like this.
00:24:32 Me, too.
00:27:10 When l look around this class of talented students, what do l see?
00:30:29 And it's so pink.
00:33:17 lt's a relationship. It's a two way street, dick!
00:37:12 You're Derek, right? Victoria's boyfriend.
00:40:17 l think it's raining sperm.
00:44:01 You like that?
00:46:38 l'm so glad you're a strong, healthy girl.
00:50:04 lt's okay.
00:53:48 l do appreciate you trying to help me out.
00:57:08 l'm making you so hot right now.
01:00:40 No!
01:03:16 Gamma!
01:06:18 -Give me that. -Yes!
01:09:49 South Beach Miami, for what promises to be...
01:13:41 We have searched far and wide to find a sorority...
01:17:48 l am the one.