Playing It Cool

00:00:40 Did you know that when someone attractive enters your sightline

00:04:13 Okay... this is... my head's gonna explode.

00:07:15 No wonder he threw up.

00:11:06 Oh, God, look at this guy, so stuffy.

00:15:37 Gee, I wish some guy thought about saying my name out loud.

00:18:55 You're that one person, you're the exception.

00:22:19 Meat or vegetarian?

00:25:17 Oh, I see, the stereotypical, self-loathing Good Samaritan.

00:28:22 In fact, I can pretty much guarantee that if we hang out

00:31:40 That's super shitty.

00:35:00 For people who have common... shared interests.

00:38:20 You know? Maybe it's not supposed to.

00:42:53 and I couldn't deny fate.

00:46:44 I was the captain of the S.S. Heman

00:50:26 Hey! Whoa, stop! You're lucky I have two of these.

00:54:11 - Hello. - All right, I need to talk. Are you busy?

00:59:25 Yeah, but what about the next guy? Is that gonna be amazing?

01:02:59 Africa? Rainforest? The frogs?

01:06:32 if I'm looking for girls that are a lot like the girl that I'm seeing

01:10:32 - I want to jump in front of a Maglev train. - No, you don't.

01:14:10 He's gonna hate San Francisco hearts.

01:19:07 It's too late, he's Heisman-ed you into the friend zone.

01:22:39 - Are you crazy or something? - Something.

01:27:39 But if we have even the slightest chance of being that one time...