Philanthropy

00:00:21 Once upon a time there was a city where the inhabitants were either princes or paupers.

00:05:19 Well, if it was a mistake, then it's bad, because mistakes cost a lot.

00:09:52 ...of the capitalist society.

00:13:39 Did you hit on her? I'll beat the shit out of you, you motherfucker!

00:17:31 For someone like you, that's the future.

00:23:52 Can you hear me? Hello! Hello, can you hear me? Hello?

00:29:33 You must strike it while it's hot!

00:33:55 ...about who he only said, I quote, "he's the smartest smart guy in the world".

00:37:16 "My eye and my leg are at Stalingrad".

00:40:57 You have exactly the type of face I need, and you have another quality: you're sad.

00:45:51 And, after five years, when they got me out, guess what I found out?

00:50:37 -Diana! -Slow down, buddy!

00:54:32 Now we all say "good night"...

00:59:26 I want to give her a present, and I have no idea what to get her.

01:04:18 There are three basic jobs in this world:

01:09:12 You've reached the "Philantropica" foundation. Leave your message after the beep.

01:14:54 French Champagne... seafood salad... Chateau Briant flambé...

01:19:26 But that's not important. Important is that we'll create a masterpiece.

01:23:17 I want to know, where are the simple people, with their real problems?

01:27:27 I have an announcement. Today, our Foundation opened an account for the Popescus.

01:30:43 Please, get a close-up.

01:35:21 -Better let him sort this out on his own. -How would he sort it out, the poor thing?

01:41:40 Where were you, boy? Your wife was worried sick.

50:00:00 and you made the lady cry.