Perfect Strangers — S02E09 — Can I Get a Witness
1986 · 24 MIN · IMDB 7.8 · DIR. Joel Zwick
Overview
Balki takes a job delivering packages for a racketeer named Vince Lucas. After Vince is busted, they are asked to testify in court but Vince threatens to kill them if they do.
Dialogue Timeline — 312 lines
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00:01:39 Look at this, Balki. They're all in the wrong jackets.
00:02:37 So, cousin, with my first day's pay, I buy you this.
00:03:35 He give me the money, and he says to me...
00:04:47 Interesting.
00:05:31 - When is your next delivery? - I'm not telling.
00:06:17 Can't you spell?
00:07:19 - What I'm going to do? - All right, don't panic.
00:08:23 We were so worried about you.
00:09:13 But we do. It's a dirty job, but somebody's got to do it.
00:10:39 Well, he probably just wants to apologize for getting us in trouble.
00:11:29 Lenny's a singing baseball player?
00:12:39 The eighth? Can't find him at all.
00:13:48 Yes, I know it's the right thing to do, but we can't do it.
00:14:34 You've been thinking and you've decided not to testify.
00:15:38 My honor.
00:16:34 Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
00:17:27 so let's stop beating around the bush.
00:18:30 a land of opportunity?
00:19:16 - No, it's Myposian. - I'll bet.
00:20:06 Mr. O'Day, unless there are any other witnesses...
00:21:02 Well, I'm ashamed of myself.
00:22:40 It wasn't pretty.
00:23:37 You gotta show them...
00:24:30 - You're not buying this are you? - No way, Jose.
Cast & Characters
Bronson Pinchot
Balki Bartokomous
Mark Linn-Baker
Larry Appleton
Melanie Wilson
Jennifer Lyons
Rebeca Arthur
Mary Anne Spencer
Ernie Sabella
Donald Twinkacetti
Lise Cutter
Susan Campbell
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed312
Dialogue density13.0 lines / min
First line00:01:39
Final line00:24:30
Production Record
DirectorJoel Zwick
LanguageEnglish
Factoids
Episode
Perfect Strangers, season 2, episode 9: Can I Get a Witness.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/1786/season/2/episode/9
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