Perfect Strangers — S01E06 — Happy Birthday, Baby

00:01:41 Why don't they call?

00:02:27 This may be the greatest day of my life.

00:03:21 This is a terrific birthday present.

00:04:06 But things are looking up. "Photo by Larry Appleton."

00:04:50 What if a giant prehistoric monster crawls out of Lake Michigan...

00:05:47 You know, in Mypos to do that, we had to squeeze a frog.

00:06:49 they decided to use a picture taken by some other guy.

00:07:42 - Cousin, you just didn't sell one picture. - No, it's not just the one picture.

00:08:55 Oh, sure, sure. And then what do I do the next year?

00:10:00 I'll take care of this.

00:10:55 - Cousin? Cousin, cousin, don't do that. - I'm just gonna hang up my coat.

00:12:07 I suppose you're gonna tell me there was no one at the door.

00:12:59 Why? Because he lost his voice, and that's that.

00:14:04 Professional loser.

00:15:13 It's 2 a.m.

00:16:12 No one acknowledged my birthday. Not Tina, not Susan.

00:16:58 Thanks.

00:18:09 I gotta get downstairs for the night-owl edition.

00:18:54 because it's not a party if nobody comes.

00:19:41 It's your birthday, isn't it?

00:20:19 Well, I have heard so much about you.

00:21:12 - Bye-bye. Happy birthday. - Bye.

00:22:14 twice.

00:23:10 I think we're out of ice.