Perfect Opposites

00:00:45 You everspenda week driving cross-country in an '82 Jeep with bald tires

00:04:37 This girl's hard to find. I circled the quad 3 times today, trying to bump into her.

00:08:44 She got me this job there while I study for the Bar.

00:12:06 - That was balsamic vinaigrette, Julia. - I'm sorry.

00:16:44 Well, get it out!

00:19:58 The lace ofmoney is the root ofall evil.

00:23:39 You got to try this.

00:26:35 Great, 2 more things of yours I'd have to carry around in my purse.

00:29:53 Eat shit!

00:33:07 I would have done it for 2.

00:36:28 Oh my God the 405 was a nightmare

00:39:24 Louis, you know my work. I'm not picky.

00:42:20 If someone says they're "blue," do they mean they're the color blue?

00:45:36 You know theyshould teach a class forguys on how to bettercommunicate with women.

00:48:43 Why didn't you call, asshole...

00:51:52 So what, you agree with him? You think all men want to sleep around?

00:55:30 Well I wanted to tell you in person

00:58:36 And then, you have to demand it.

01:01:40 Maybe I want too much

01:05:31 What?

01:11:09 - You scared me. - Sorry.

01:16:31 you find whateverit is you're I ooking for. Love, Julia.

01:20:47 I've always been with someone.

07:03:00 - Thanks, that's nice of you.