Partial Terms of Endearment

00:00:28 (Salve Regina College 20 year reunion)

00:01:14 Well, let's just say Naomi and I experimented quite a bit in college.

00:02:00 Well, as long as I'm dreaming I might as well pee my pants.

00:02:48 Lois isn't even into women.

00:03:32 Joke's on him. I only got two in me.

00:04:23 I am so sorry about this.

00:05:17 And it was suggested that I find a healthy woman

00:06:01 Yeah, I'll have to think about it.

00:07:06 Well, I support you, Lois. I think it's great what you're doing.

00:07:42 I have too.

00:08:39 For example, here's what happened, when we fertilized an egg from Shelly Duvall

00:09:26 Can't believe she went ahead and did it.

00:10:12 from being torn down and replaced by some mall.

00:12:12 Peter, this is important.

00:13:14 But what do we do until then?

00:13:48 Time for some tikka masala.

00:14:37 We do it all the time and I promise it's virtually risks-free.

00:15:28 and has already made your first Mother's Day card out of macaroni and glitter.

00:16:11 Nice going, schweinhund.

00:17:00 Oh, I am! Prouder than when I was a peacock.

00:17:55 Would you go down to the orphanage and claim an unwanted baby and take care of it?

00:18:35 Peter, what if carrying the baby to term would endanger the mother's life?

00:19:09 guess not.

00:20:07 Sync: livescore, Bakelite. Corrected by Babant. Thanks to notabenoid.com & familyguy.cz