Parker Lewis Can't Lose — S01E01 — Pilot
1990 · 23 MIN · IMDB 7.8 · 117 VOTES · DIR. Thom Eberhardt
Overview
Mikey finds love with a new girl in school at the same time Parker finds love with a new girl (it's the same girl). Being a true bud, Parker steps aside and helps Mikey by asking her out. However, complicating matters further, Robin is more interested in Parker. The final straw arrives in the form of football player Larry Kubiac, who wants to destroy Parker.
Dialogue Timeline — 444 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:02 Parker? Are you up yet, honey? Come on, you're gonna be late.
00:00:50 92 billion hours? Wow!
00:01:45 All candies and sodas are adios.
00:02:50 Robin Fecknowitz!
00:03:47 Organ donor?
00:04:59 No excuses. You only have one lung and one kidney left!
00:06:00 Gum?
00:06:53 Well, I go to your school.
00:07:51 I'm gonna help you.
00:08:57 Lovely nametag.
00:09:53 - Don't try and kiss her, yet. - This is the '90s.
00:10:45 I was just trying to help out, Mikey. He gets very nervous in social situations, and you...
00:11:55 I saw what you did.
00:13:03 It was time to do something drastic.
00:14:28 Mental note, gotta think of something new for the SATs.
00:15:32 Lewis?
00:15:47 t, Lewis. You are expelled. Reduced to r
00:17:01 - Well, here it is. - Genuine Parker-phernalia.
00:17:47 So I can't go out with you.
00:18:45 Larry?
00:19:43 Take it easy, Larry.
00:20:31 Uh, nothing's going on here, Bobby.
00:21:22 - Best buds. - Hehe.
00:23:10 Mr. Phillips? Hello?
Cast & Characters
Corin Nemec
Parker Lewis
Billy Jayne
Mikey Randall
Troy Slaten
Jerry Steiner
Melanie Chartoff
Grace Musso
Maia Brewton
Shelly Lewis
Abraham Benrubi
Larry Kubiac
Timothy Stack
Martin Lewis
Taj Johnson
Frank Lemmer
Anne Bloom
Judy Lewis
Milla Jovovich
Robin Fecknowitz
Clyde Kusatsu
Mr. Loopman
Scott Thomson
Mr. Kornstein
Lisa Canning
Andrea Russell
Zachary Bostrom
Bobby
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed444
Dialogue density19.3 lines / min
First line00:00:02
Final line00:23:10
Production Record
DirectorThom Eberhardt
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes117
Factoids
Episode
Parker Lewis Can't Lose, season 1, episode 1: Pilot.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/3089/season/1/episode/1
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