Paranormal Movie

00:00:11 There we go, make your momma proud.

00:03:59 Hi, honey! How are you?

00:07:10 So this is where all the paranormal activity has been happening.

00:10:00 You gotta watch out for them. Okay.

00:12:48 with CTB for an ang light, nigga.

00:18:46 But here we go.

00:21:28 Um, okay.

00:24:36 But a demon will wash your crack and sell it back to you.

00:28:01 (BLEEPING)

00:32:34 Keeps the erectile dysfunction at bay.

00:36:37 ♪ This is how we make that cash

00:39:53 (SHEILA SCREAMS)

00:43:05 Yeah. I think your place is definitely haunted.

00:45:57 so I can get back on a reality TV show where I belong.

00:48:24 Hey, man. It's cool. We're cool, right?

00:51:15 get in the bathtub, put some hot lotion on us.

00:53:35 This is going great. Okay!

00:56:22 ALL: Whoa!

00:58:51 What are you talking about?

01:03:00 Oh, no, I'm lactose intolerant!

01:06:52 Let's go down into the basement and we'll discuss it.

01:10:17 When you've lived a life like I've lived

01:15:02 and I'll even do three more, if you have them

01:18:51 (GROANS)