Paedogeddon: A Brass Eye Special

00:00:08 These are our children.

00:01:43 We're live from the epicentre of Operation Daisybird.

00:02:44 Yes, we must catch that man.

00:03:56 # Playground bang-a-round # Bang a little boy, girl

00:04:56 to protest against the release of paedophile Jez North.

00:06:18 (Alarm)

00:07:38 with a nice pink arse and no hair on his balls.

00:08:39 incorporating No Offence

00:09:47 code for two paedophiles having sex with each other

00:11:03 The Singapore solution -

00:12:00 - You're a shrub-rocketeer. - (Peter sighs)

00:13:34 There has just been an attempt to break into Dredgemore prison

00:14:46 Lift up your skirt.

00:15:45 - (Woman) Oh, are they real? - Well, they're enhanced.

00:16:42 - But he's a paedophile. - So?

00:17:58 Yeah.

00:19:08 - (Man) Let me out of here! - Just a second.

00:20:05 Effectively you did. He did, Swanchita, didn't he?

00:21:09 to get sexual pleasure

00:22:14 HOECS games can cause serious damage.

00:23:29 Seconds later, North was ablaze.

00:24:38 # And her cherry must ripen

00:25:45 - Tete-a-derriere. - Yes, quite frankly, yes.

01:09:08 was convicted for multiple acts.