Paedogeddon: A Brass Eye Special

00:00:08 These are our children.

00:01:43 We're live from the epicentre of Operation Daisybird.

00:02:44 Yes, we must catch that man.

00:03:56 # Playground bang-a-round # Bang a little boy, girl

00:04:53 A large crowd has gathered outside Dredgemore prison

00:06:13 By night he trawled these hell blocks for innocent vulnerables.

00:07:35 edited by a man who at that time had a nine-year-old nephew

00:08:36 Gerald Howarth here for No Offenc

00:09:41 Because they're on edge, they dial wrong numbers. Watch out for these.

00:10:47 if you opened your mouth and that noise came out so learn it.

00:11:54 You're a fence vole. You're a free willy.

00:13:17 what's going to happen?!

00:14:38 has a best-selling autobiography

00:15:35 Tarted up tots at American pageants.

00:16:37 # That's not a free hole for pervdicks

00:17:48 (Mumbles) Indecent?

00:18:55 Or else!

00:19:53 I don't find him attractive, I'm sorry.

00:20:59 It's called a HOECS game

00:21:55 and through this they can control keyboards.

00:23:11 Just minutes ago, authorities tried to sneak North out the back.

00:24:24 - I did. - Good night.

00:25:29 We know Idi Amin had a smothering, slobbering aunt.

00:26:34 Put that in your ears last thing at night