Out of the Trees

00:00:00 Here on Two, "Out of the Trees" with Graham Chapman.

00:01:29 How do you think we feel?

00:02:51 No no, no no, I meant the word 'television', it's hybrid you see.

00:04:04 I picked myself up and said to a man on the path

00:05:09 Look mate, cheese and tomato sandwich, take it or leave it.

00:06:10 I know what you mean mate, I used to do this job on the Liverpool line.

00:07:25 - That sort of thing. - Oh, no, carry on, it was very exciting.

00:09:28 How's your work going dear?

00:10:38 Look, stop all this, rape me, rape me!

00:12:20 Look, we're on the point of conquering the world tomorrow.

00:13:15 So now, let's see Monday, Monday, No, R & R I'm afraid. - What?

00:14:36 I can make more than this out of one morning's silk trading

00:15:46 Beware of bored husbands who say 'Aidunno'.

00:17:03 A bigger house adds nothing to people’s happiness

00:18:20 Then we buy back a hundred times as many

00:19:57 and also the fact that he could buy the daylights out of any of them.

00:21:25 May I remind the honourable member and Divisional Fire Officer

00:22:32 - Well, he liked it. - Oh well, carry on.

00:23:45 linking one boring item to another, you know the sort of thing

00:24:52 No, he has a team of 23 different secretaries.

00:25:49 Oh I think that was a bit contrived.

00:27:21 Ah, well...er... I thought I'd...er...

00:28:42 at a level approximately fifteen decibels above the pain threshold.

00:30:58 By the way, you never told me what you were doing on the roof of the train