Our Idiot Brother

00:00:57 - How much? - Two dollars.

00:04:35 One of the things about being the dumb, slutty one

00:08:33 - Where, Ned? - I...

00:12:18 - Definitely. - Dude

00:15:27 State of New York requires you to reflect upon the choices

00:19:29 We loaned you the computer for your resume, not to look at pink panthers.

00:23:05 - That is beautiful. - She even slept with our cousin once.

00:26:39 - Species of lettuce, for example... - Thank you, Ned.

00:30:07 Don't enable him. Don't...

00:35:06 I can't just kick him out. I'll talk to him.

00:39:07 It's very sweet, Ned.

00:42:39 - Yeah? Me too. - I love that movie.

00:46:24 I don't think I can ask her again, Cin.

00:49:59 Miranda? What are you talking about?

00:53:48 This is the man I built my life with, what do you expect?

00:57:07 PR thinks it's gonna get you on a bunch of talk shows.

01:00:03 Mom means well.

01:04:05 It's all we need to know, Ned.

01:07:50 And to power through infidelity, man, you can do that

01:11:21 Hey, you know, I've been meaning to tell you.

01:14:35 I know you've got a really important life, Miranda

01:19:03 To me, Willie Nelson is a dear, dear friend.

01:22:31 I mean, if he's a friend of Jeremy's, then I guess I could give it a go.

01:25:49 Willie Nelson!