Orientation Day
2010 · 4 MIN · IMDB 6.7 · 2,397 VOTES · DIR. Kyle Balda, Samuel Tourneux
Overview
The Minions embark on their first day of work, eager to prove themselves in their new roles. After watching a hilariously outdated 'Initiation Video,' three rookie Minions take on bomb-carrying duty. Predictably, their enthusiasm quickly spirals into chaos as they bungle the simplest of tasks. Packed with slapstick comedy and the Minions' trademark antics, this short highlights their lovable ineptitude in the workplace.
Dialogue Timeline — 28 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:01 Orientation day (thanks vvb)
00:00:14 Yes.
00:00:24 Hi, and congratulations on your new job in Gru Laboratories.
00:00:29 Welcome to the exciting world of scientific discovery
00:00:41 adventure
00:00:49 and of course evil.
00:01:00 where you spend your time developing and testing new weapons.
00:01:10 Others will be part of the craftier on call for heist and other terrible crimes.
00:01:23 3 days with no minions exploding
00:01:24 No matter what you do, here at the Gru Laboratories
00:01:25 we pride ourselves on safety.
00:01:32 If you're lucky enough to be selected for bomb carrying duty, remember:
00:01:37 for those with the greatest destruction
00:01:39 always have the right of lane.
00:01:40 Please follow this very important Protocol.
00:01:43 No trippy and no juggling at your bomb, and hear:
00:01:46 Just follow these simple rules, and you've got nothing to worry about.
00:01:52 Now get out there and make a difference.
00:01:56 We're more than just your co-workers. We're family.
00:02:00 After all, we are engineered from the same strain of mutated DNA.
00:02:05 - Bravo. - Yes.
00:02:10 - Yes. - Bravo.
00:02:19 - Yes, Team. - Yes, Team.
00:02:47 No, no, no. Butthead.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed28
Dialogue density7.0 lines / min
First line00:00:01
Final line00:02:47
Production Record
DirectorKyle Balda, Samuel Tourneux
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes2,397