One Day at a Time — S01E01 — This Is It

00:00:54 Okay, Carl,

00:01:53 -Oh! -There you go!

00:03:18 Line around the block is like the freakin' Apple Store now.

00:04:18 You are throwing away your Cuban heritage.

00:05:31 Good one, Mom.

00:06:26 We have an air conditioner.

00:07:25 Don't worry, I told Schneider.

00:09:07 I feel like it says, "I mean business."

00:10:16 I remember 'cause I got my five year sober chip

00:11:22 Hola, señora.

00:12:38 You know, keep it hundred.

00:13:51 -Oh, yeah! She's good. -Oh.

00:15:17 I'm pleading with you.

00:16:42 I'm not sure if I did the right thing. She wouldn't talk to me all weekend.

00:17:53 A silent Cuban? Hey, I'd like to meet one of those.

00:19:29 because I'm the man of the house now.

00:20:42 With the multicultural princesses?

00:21:48 I know.

00:23:06 You get upset and you clean.

00:24:13 Family dinners, and inside jokes,

00:25:45 Really? Oh, thank you!

00:26:49 Look, I get the whole misogynist thing. I do.

00:28:16 No, I'll do it.

00:29:53 Mmm.