On the Count of Three
2022 · 86 MIN · IMDB 7.2 · 383 VOTES · DIR. Jerrod Carmichael
Overview
Val has reached a place where he feels the only way out is to end things. But he considers himself a bit of a failure—his effectiveness lacking—so he figures he could use some help. As luck would have it, Val’s best friend, Kevin, is recovering from a failed suicide attempt, so he seems like the perfect partner for executing this double suicide plan. But before they go, they have some unfinished business to attend to.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,226 lines
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00:01:26 VAL: Hey.
00:05:21 And why... why the fuck are you guys
00:10:12 VAL: Hey, Todd.
00:12:58 All right, boss man, chill.
00:16:00 On three.
00:19:00 Forgive him for beating the hell out of you and your mom
00:21:11 See you, bro.
00:25:38 Don't just wave it around. Tuck it in. Yeah.
00:28:04 Yeah, I'm ready.
00:30:26 - Yeah. - So we got some time to kill.
00:32:37 Haven't figured out what I'm gonna do with it yet, but...
00:35:12 with no explanation.
00:37:36 You come to beat his ass?
00:40:35 What the fuck are you doing? - What?
00:43:21 Sad little white boy riding around on that dirt bike
00:45:29 You and dirt bike boy should get the fuck out of here.
00:49:53 with a tire iron earlier.
00:55:17 And at this moment, it might not seem like it,
01:01:31 You think you can fix it, Dr. Brenner?
01:04:04 I fucking got to get out of here.
01:06:57 Yo, we're in a high-speed chase, man.
01:09:19 Yo, don't shoot me.
01:12:19 Hey, it's okay, man.
01:14:15 Put your fucking gun down! Put your fucking gun down!
Cast & Characters
Jerrod Carmichael
Val
Christopher Abbott
Kevin
Tiffany Haddish
Natasha
Lavell Crawford
Donny
JB Smoove
Lyndell
Henry Winkler
Dr. Brenner
Ryan McDonald
Brian
Allison Busner
Leah
Jamie Mac
Todd
Tori Hammond
Lori
Jared Abrahamson
Wyatt
Zachary Aiello
Andre
Sydney Van Delft
Beth
Huy Hao Tran
Janitor
Matthew Gorman
Dennis
Craig Arnold
Eddie
Clyde Whitham
Mr. Ritchie
Richard Anderson
Security Guard
Sharon Forrester
Nurse
David Thompson
Police Officer
Derrick Reeve
Jimmy
Yeva Light
Addison
Emma Gray
Girl Motocross Employee
Gryffin Hanvelt
Young Kevin
Avelyn Graye
Meth Head Woman
Jordan Blais
Police Officer (uncredited)
Dan Day
Gun Range Expert (uncredited)
Jen Julien
Psychiatric Care Patient (uncredited)
Sarah McArdle
Mental Health Worker (uncredited)
Darcy Ryan Langille
Police Officer (uncredited)
Chelsea Woods
Police Officer (uncredited)
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,226
Dialogue density14.3 lines / min
First line00:01:26
Final line01:14:15
Production Record
DirectorJerrod Carmichael
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes383
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