Old Dogs
2009 · 88 MIN · IMDB 5.3 · 40,104 VOTES · DIR. Walt Becker
Overview
Charlie and Dan have been best friends and business partners for thirty years; their Manhattan public relations firm is on the verge of a huge business deal with a Japanese company. With two weeks to sew up the contract, Dan gets a surprise: a woman he married on a drunken impulse nearly nine years before (annulled the next day) shows up to tell him he's the father of her twins, now seven, and she'll be in jail for 14 days for a political protest. Dan volunteers to keep the tykes, although he's up tight and clueless. With Charlie's help is there any way they can be dad and uncle, meet the kids' expectations, and still land the account?
Dialogue Timeline — 1,325 lines
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00:02:20 This walk is exactly what you need.
00:04:59 It's funny, guys. Come on. They love it.
00:08:03 we have to win them over on the golf course.
00:10:25 You can wear a sports coat, but you're not going like that.
00:14:07 I need to share it with...
00:17:28 - Come on, Dad! - Oh, no.
00:20:40 Hey, yeah, see?
00:23:14 - Oh, gosh, I gotta go. - OK.
00:26:09 - You speak Japanese? - Well, no.
00:29:11 - Good. - This time.
00:32:48 You ate the salmon?
00:36:36 - Loser! - Loser.
00:40:57 - I made fire! Wow! - Oh, no!
00:44:35 Go ahead. There's games over there. Check it out.
00:48:50 - Do you think this is funny? - He thinks it's funny.
00:53:08 to take this uptight man and make him a human puppet?
00:58:14 Your humble servant, madam.
01:02:59 Nishamura-san.
01:06:35 So I'll make the next one most likely, you know?
01:10:38 - I'm a big man. This is a little seat. - Yeah, you're a big ma...
01:14:01 Aside from going into business with you
01:17:06 Don't look at him in the eyes. Just look away.
01:21:01 Yeah!
01:24:50 Maybe not quite so happy.