Old Dogs
2009 · 88 MIN · IMDB 5.3 · 40,104 VOTES · DIR. Walt Becker
Overview
Charlie and Dan have been best friends and business partners for thirty years; their Manhattan public relations firm is on the verge of a huge business deal with a Japanese company. With two weeks to sew up the contract, Dan gets a surprise: a woman he married on a drunken impulse nearly nine years before (annulled the next day) shows up to tell him he's the father of her twins, now seven, and she'll be in jail for 14 days for a political protest. Dan volunteers to keep the tykes, although he's up tight and clueless. With Charlie's help is there any way they can be dad and uncle, meet the kids' expectations, and still land the account?
Dialogue Timeline — 1,325 lines
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00:02:20 This walk is exactly what you need.
00:04:53 Free man!
00:07:56 Biggest deal of our lives isn't exciting enough for you?
00:10:17 She wants to meet me at Grand Central Station
00:13:41 - Thanks, Tan. - Dan.
00:17:06 Well, we got a few hours to kill while Jenna goes out on a hand audition.
00:20:10 Oh, God! What am I gonna do?
00:22:50 He was scared of The Wizard of Oz. He's kidding.
00:25:34 Uh-huh. Uh...
00:28:24 This isn't for kids, man.
00:32:09 That's why I'm going to be extra vigilant in protecting your children.
00:35:39 - What are you saying? - My beef is not with you, old woman.
00:39:35 Stay down, gentle warrior.
00:42:43 Um, OK... You want to go quarter turn clockwise
00:46:55 Charlie? Are you OK?
00:51:48 You need help connecting with these kids?
00:56:14 - Too much spin. - Yeah.
01:00:33 You're like the two dads that I never had. I really appreciate it.
01:04:54 Really?
01:08:46 All right, do your thing, superstar.
01:12:06 I know I messed up.
01:15:29 Superdad is super late, all right? Rayburn? You know what?
01:18:59 Everybody, it's cake time.
01:22:32 ...forever, if you'll let me.