Oil's Well That Ends Well

1958 · 16 MIN · IMDB 6.2 · 361 VOTES · DIR. Jules White

Overview

The stooges need money for their father's operation, so they head for the country to prospect for uranium. Instead of uranium, they discover oil on their father's property and all their troubles are solved.

Dialogue Timeline — 503 lines

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00:01:24 TONIGHT'S TALE CONCERNS A MAN WITH VOID BALLS.
00:02:57 AND YOU EXERCISE, RIGHT, BABY?
00:03:55 FOR ONE MORE SECOND
00:04:57 TO TALK TO A LADY WHO GIVES GREAT HEAD.
00:05:53 BACK TO WORK IT IS.
00:06:52 YOU GOT IT.
00:07:49 BITCH!
00:08:38 OF BLACK CRUDE.
00:09:19 NOBODY.
00:10:09 I GOT 5 MORE.
00:11:56 YOU DIDN'T THINK THAT WAITRESS BACK THERE
00:12:56 UH, I THINK WE OUGHT TO SET UP A CORPORATION
00:13:46 IT AIN'T VERY PRETTY, IS IT?
00:14:43 YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT THE CEMETERY.
00:15:26 72K EACH.
00:16:18 OH, REALLY?
00:17:12 SHUT UP!
00:18:08 THEY FOUND IT DOWN THERE
00:19:03 THEY SUBDUED HIM!
00:19:43 WHERE IN THE BEDROOM, CONRAD?
00:20:52 JUST ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH, LITTLE LADY.
00:21:40 ABOUT THAT FINANCIAL WIZARDRY OF YOURS.
00:22:18 FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH
00:23:32 TODAY HAS BEEN A REAL BITCH.

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed503
Dialogue density31.4 lines / min
First line00:01:24
Final line00:23:32

Production Record

DirectorJules White
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes361