Oh, Mr. Porter!

00:00:21 I want to go to Birmingham and they're taking me on to Crewe

00:04:04 That's more like it. I'll go and fetch Willie.

00:06:52 What happened to the last one?

00:10:01 He haunts the station, he haunts the hill and the land that lies between!

00:15:30 Show a little more respect to your superiors. And put that back!

00:18:42 - Who'll tell him? - You're the stationmaster.

00:21:23 Hello?

00:25:16 I don't want my train held up every time some dirty little halt changes staff.

00:28:27 You go and wait by the office in case my Belfast call comes through.

00:31:09 There's an old carriage but I doubt it'll roll.

00:34:18 Then I'm not going to play.

00:37:53 Well, don't stand dithering there. Get out and push.

00:41:20 Forget solutions. Have you got our trains?!

00:44:45 Oh, let me see now...

00:48:25 I don't care about your schedule. Expect my excursion any minute.

00:51:20 Says he's going to report him.

00:54:03 He went with the party on the train.

00:56:19 - Yes, to him. - I'll report this to Brocker.

00:59:06 Hello...

01:02:08 - No, right. - No, it's left.

01:06:18 Something's holding it. Must be a brake somewhere.

01:10:40 Go on, Harbottle. Drop off!

01:15:37 - What's the matter? - You're letting all the steam out!

01:20:09 - Grand engine. 90 years old. - And good for another 90.