Offside
2006 · 103 MIN · IMDB 5.8 · 2,576 VOTES · DIR. Mårten Klingberg
Overview
In the sleepy town of Stensfors, the soccer team used to be something to be proud of , playing in the national league 30 years ago. Now the team will be dissolved if it can't win the rest of the games in the local league. Team member Kent goes on a business trip to Liverpool and meet Duncan Miller, the premier league football star of the 1980s who promises to come over to Sweden and play a few games just for fun. Unfortunately, when he arrives it is obvious that their saviour is both an alcoholic and very unfit to play. Plot by Mattias Thuresson.
Dialogue Timeline — 628 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:20 Well, Anders... l'm looking at your CV.
00:04:47 -And you! No dirty fouls, right? -lt's okay, take it easy.
00:07:23 Like my CO in Lebanon would say:
00:09:12 Hi there, AJ! Good game today.
00:11:33 -Eat beaver. -Oh, right.
00:14:55 -Are you okay? -Yeah, yeah. Sure.
00:17:17 Okay, our time is up for today.
00:19:11 So l invited him to Stenfors.
00:21:20 -No. -Aw, come on.
00:23:15 Who the hell is Duncan Miller?
00:29:31 Oh, fuck a duck!
00:33:32 -Dad! -What? He likes it.
00:39:58 You have to try shaving your balls. Lisa loves it.
00:44:30 Do you feel you can't be yourself at home?
00:51:17 Okay, guys. We've got some news.
00:58:17 -You sold it? -Yes.
01:00:41 -Can you handle that? -Of course we will.
01:03:30 Hello.
01:07:28 Okay, here we go.
01:13:36 They have really nice rooms.
01:17:32 Want to go get something to eat?
01:19:58 Jesus knew that his time was come and that's why he could focus.
01:26:30 Well played, Planket.
22:00:00 and benefits. lt's great!
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed628
Dialogue density6.1 lines / min
First line00:00:20
Final line22:00:00
Production Record
DirectorMårten Klingberg
LanguageSwedish
IMDb votes2,576