Observe and Report

00:02:51 Hey! Hey bitch!

00:05:56 I'm just fucking with you Bruce. - I think Ronnie that I'm, ah, I'm gonna be just fine.

00:09:34 I saw your sign, and I'd like to claim a free cup of coffee, please.

00:12:44 No comment.

00:14:54 You're gonna let some fucking hot shot, punk come in here and take my fucking case?

00:18:27 What about co-workers? Any disgruntled employees? Someone who might have been excessivelly complaining about the job? Anything like that.

00:20:33 Come on, come on, let's go. - I'll go.

00:23:33 That's where you actually ride along a real police officer on a routine patrol.

00:26:30 You wanna see what I do? - I would love nothing more than to see what you think you do.

00:29:30 More bad news, you're gonna need to find yourself a new employee ...

00:31:56 you knew.

00:36:08 I mean so yeah, I'm a virgin again. Why do you ask?

00:39:05 My God!

00:41:18 You know, that's what I need right now. I'm on this..

00:44:45 Catching a robber. Just generally becoming a man.

00:47:13 O damn. - It's that awesome thing right there.

00:51:55 You know, coffee seems disgusting to me.

00:55:09 See, I'm real glad that you opened up to me

00:59:24 What has this place ever done for you, man don't you see

01:02:12 It's a place of beauty. A place of purity.

01:04:52 Right now, the world needs a fucking hero.

01:10:26 But not you, Ronnie.

01:13:05 from my own pocket, I've just been kinda waiting here.

01:18:46 Here are the guys.