Not Going Out — S01E05 — Kid

00:00:02 This programme contains some strong language.

00:01:07 Sure is. He's a 14-year-old boy.

00:02:13 staying here. They're meat eaters.

00:03:19 Dog ISSUES.

00:04:24 A bit. Great. Who do you support?

00:05:46 I'm off to the pub. Hang on. I thought we were going to do something together.

00:06:57 I don't like it in here. That's probably because it's happy hour.

00:08:00 but you're so confused you just want to stare at her bosoms and listen to Judas Priest albums.

00:08:54 Excuse me. This is '70s retro.

00:10:29 Nice, huh?

00:11:37 She's not my pendulum.

00:12:52 You need to make more of an effort with Nicky.

00:14:09 Tim, you've always been middle-aged.

00:15:15 What's that supposed to mean? Well, she was quite easy to get hold of.

00:16:39 Who's Ken Dodd?

00:17:40 with elasticated waistbands.

00:19:00 Maybe I can tempt you if we use it for a little game of... Fetch!

00:20:17 stuck in a boring job with a boring

00:21:19 I suppose it's a bit like what's happening at your flat, isn't it?

00:22:17 Who's Curly? He's my best mate.

00:23:32 Do you still fancy him?

00:24:51 I said...

00:26:10 Well, I'd better go.

00:27:24 Did he?