Not Another Teen Movie

00:00:12 I just hope it doesn't cause any permanent damage.

00:04:06 - I'm a unique rebel. - More like you're a lesbo.

00:07:21 Fuck me! Harder!

00:12:02 This is Areola, our forelgn-exchange student.

00:14:51 I'm looking for somebody really messed up.

00:18:22 And rolling them up Into little Janey hairballs

00:22:16 ...it's just it no matter what, got it?

00:25:30 No. No.

00:28:47 - Another one. - But I was...

00:32:04 You could certalnly use the popularity points.

00:35:55 You want one?

00:39:39 I'll be so high, I won't know where the phone is.

00:44:48 Who told you that? Alison?

00:50:30 - Show us how drunk you are! - Go for it!

00:55:30 Congratulations to the men and women nominated for prom queen.

00:58:56 Jake, are you trying to ask me to the...?

01:02:23 He can't breathe. Get him to a hospital.

01:06:41 Shit.

01:10:57 I wish we could resolve this fight

01:15:43 I give them hand jobs.

01:20:12 But I'm the best friend, and I've been in front of her the whole time...

01:24:13 That really upsets me.

01:28:21 Just believe in the ball, Jake. And throw yourself.

01:31:18 I'll call you a cock-tease, and we'll break up.