Not Another Teen Movie

00:00:12 I just hope it doesn't cause any permanent damage.

00:04:10 Mitch, leave your sister alone.

00:07:48 Keep dreaming.

00:12:24 Dude, I heard there's an undercover reporter posing as a student.

00:15:18 There's no way she could be prom queen.

00:19:04 - Put on my shirt. - I'm trying to get mine.

00:23:05 I am the cheertator.

00:26:29 ...thank God you're still in goddamn uniform, goddamn it!

00:29:36 I heard about what happened with Priscilla.

00:33:05 ...it's going to be difficult.

00:37:35 ...but your boy, he's the chickenshit.

00:41:38 I did it. I'm a miracle-worker.

00:46:37 Thank you.

00:53:01 She died when I was 6.

00:56:50 Is that the best you can do?

01:00:44 We're black, we know it

01:04:28 ...whipping boys with a wet towel.

01:08:54 Austin.

01:13:28 Can you please not...? All right.

01:18:42 All right, Kara and Sara.

01:22:51 You follow me, I give you sucky-sucky.

01:27:05 If I don't get there in time and tell her how I feel...

01:30:25 Stop belng such a little bitch.

26:00:00 before the admissions cutoff.