Noises Off...

00:01:49 Curtain's going up! Curtain's going up!

00:05:45 Put your feet up for two minutes and they come running after you.

00:08:59 - All these doors! -Just a handful.

00:12:16 She's terrific.

00:15:35 - Get the understudy. Tim! - Yes?

00:18:55 - Go to sleep. - You're not on for 20 pages.

00:22:25 Why does that other idiot go out with sardines?

00:25:48 Did I have a dress like this? I shouldn't buy anything this tarty.

00:29:08 - I've got goose pimples. - Get something on.

00:32:27 - Come on a little earlier. - We're thinking along the same lines.

00:35:57 - Here they are! - We've found them.

00:39:35 Where's my other sheet?

00:42:49 I'm not being unreasonable, am I?

00:47:02 - I wasn't. - Good you're here! Dotty and Garry...

00:50:36 - It turns out Freddy... Selsdon? - Not in his dressing room.

00:53:53 Where have you been? We looked for you everywhere.

00:57:11 Hello? Yes, but there's no one here.

01:04:42 Of course it's me!

01:13:39 Things got a lot worse backstage by the time we got to Spartanburg.

01:17:37 - Terrific! Which one's the... - What?

01:21:13 bang goes our claim to be resident abroad. Leave those!

01:25:09 I've forgotten the sardines.

01:28:27 - Bag! Bag! Bag! - Bag? What bag?

01:32:03 - He's playing the burglar now? - No.