Noises Off...

00:01:49 Curtain's going up! Curtain's going up!

00:05:54 - Hold it, Garry. Dotty! - We've got the place to ourselves.

00:09:10 Now I've lost the sardines.

00:12:36 That's the linen closet. This one, this one!

00:16:03 Call the police! Doors finished? Get the gear on!

00:19:32 Or maybe just the cue. Brooke! "You can't even get the door open."

00:23:05 All right. I'll give you a reason.

00:26:37 This glue isn't the sort you can never get unstuck, is it?

00:30:02 - What's happening? Wait here! - No!

00:33:44 No, things move on their own two feet, just like in any house.

00:37:12 Where have you been? I've been going mad! Look at the state I'm in!

00:40:51 In this, it's clear that Philip's father, as a young man

00:44:16 there's nothing like a good old-fashioned plate of sardines.

00:48:44 I haven't come to hear others' problems

00:52:24 But I can't sit out there and listen to that.

00:55:42 There's a crowd at the back of the orchestra.

01:02:52 I shouldn't buy anything as tarty...

01:11:45 ...four now, well, it's after three.

01:16:32 My housekeeper, yes, but this is her afternoon off.

01:19:59 If we haven't got the, you know, upstairs, I mean...

01:23:59 So I'll just put them outside the... Then they can, you know?

01:27:44 The sardines! They've gone!

01:31:26 I was listening. What's it he says?

01:36:04 There's no business like show business