No Way Jose

2015 · 98 MIN · IMDB 4.5 · 801 VOTES · DIR. Adam Goldberg

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Overview

Jose Stern, an erstwhile indie-rocker relegated to playing children's birthday parties, is on the verge of turning 40 and at a crossroads in his life.

Dialogue Timeline — 1,572 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:00:32 I'm a little boy, I'm a little boy, I'm a little boy
00:04:23 Besides, you don't have that many friends, right, Jose?
00:07:11 You hated the old apartment.
00:09:52 - And then... - Wedding.
00:12:41 - You cool on cheese? - Yep.
00:15:57 Gia
00:20:45 This
00:24:54 I lack clarity on the issue.
00:27:48 You know, I have kids. It's like being president.
00:30:32 Murdered somebody.
00:33:26 "She's the best thing that ever happened to you."
00:37:17 Yeah, I'm Tier 2. I'm Tier...
00:39:45 - Okay. - Yeah.
00:43:41 Take a dip in the pool
00:47:02 - Okay. - Okay, anyway, so the EMTs arrived, right?
00:50:47 So, Penny, I guess I'm maybe just unclear.
00:55:45 Fuck, I need that amp.
00:58:54 That's the kind of guy that has a cryogenic freezer in his basement.
01:03:46 - Are you gonna operate, Doc? - Yeah.
01:08:24 I don't know. I like cats. I like cats, I like...
01:13:15 Wang Dang Sweet Poontang for the piano?
01:17:17 That's lovely. Lovely. Thank you.
01:21:18 and Jose's 40th birthday.
01:29:54 Yes, no, I've seen plenty of movies. Gracias.

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed1,572
Dialogue density16.0 lines / min
First line00:00:32
Final line01:29:54

Production Record

DirectorAdam Goldberg
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes801