No Coffee, No TV, No Sex
1999 · 87 MIN · IMDB 5.9 · 112 VOTES · DIR. Romed Wyder
Overview
No coffee, no TV, no sex is a dramatic comedy. It is the story of Arno, a 27 year old living in the Geneva squats. His best friend, Maurizio, obtained a residence permit for Switzerland through an convenience wedding. Nina, Maurizio’s girlfriend, is French but would also like to live in Geneva: she faces the same administrative obstacle. In order for her to obtain a permit, Maurizio convinces Arno, for the sake of their friendship, to marry her out of convenience. Reluctantly, Arno accepts and Maurizio, unsuspecting, leaves for a few days. Alone with Nina, Arno, usually shy with women, falls in love with her. She falls in love with him. When Maurizio returns, Arno cannot hide the truth from him. He and Nina end up telling him about their relationship. They reconsider the arrangement and try to settle the dilemma together…
Dialogue Timeline — 736 lines
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00:00:46 It's Maurizio.
00:04:04 At least we don't have to love each other.
00:06:51 I bought it to help the Swiss economy.
00:08:57 - And you never fall in love? - Quite often.
00:11:22 - Why do you? - Because of the fountain
00:15:10 The ceremony to which we assisted, known as ''auction''
00:17:53 It reminds me of his speech on Switzerland and neutrality. Have you heard of it?
00:21:09 It does. Squares are not like thin strips. I would even say their taste is different.
00:23:58 - Thanks allot! - Pretty straightforward, eh?
00:26:06 You want to record tomorrow? You're in luck, I'm free.
00:28:53 He's told me a lot about the squats.
00:31:26 True, we can't climb the Fountain yet.
00:34:42 - Are you OK? - Fine it's just that...
00:40:45 Anybody there?
00:44:27 That's the problem with you. You should know what you want.
00:47:53 Where are you going?
00:51:59 Fine. Any suggestions?
00:54:57 I swear.
00:59:23 It's a good thing we're old friends.
01:02:14 - You think it's funny? - You live in a squat?.
01:06:25 but who's going to live with my best friend.
01:10:36 Well, well. It's Matthias.
01:14:17 - Drop it! - Dirty talk!
01:19:05 Is this a good day?