Nikos the Impaler

2003 · 101 MIN · IMDB 3.6 · 636 VOTES · DIR. Andreas Schnaas

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Overview

Due to a botched robbery attempt, a ruthless Romanian barbarian is somehow resurrected in modern day New York and begins wreaking havoc on a small Manhattan art-house. Chaos ensues as the patrons of the establishment band together to fight for their lives.

Dialogue Timeline — 815 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:00:27 Calm yourself, Bran. lt'll all be over soon enough.
00:03:21 Your father burns in Hell!
00:08:58 Bad combination.
00:11:26 l know it's gonna be gay as shit, but l could use that exra credit.
00:13:39 Come on...
00:17:50 let alone human beings.
00:21:18 Enjoying yourself? - Yeah, it's incredible.
00:24:13 l'm having a drink. l'll be back in a few minutes.
00:27:34 There he is. - Oh, look. lt says ''Nikos.''
00:30:16 Fuck! - Oh, l'm sorry! l'm sorry.
00:32:46 Bernie, you still back there?
00:37:12 What is it? What happened?
00:40:30 C'mon, get out!
00:44:13 Oh fuck! - Dude, what's goin' on?
00:47:24 Professor Heller! He's back there! He's coming this way!
00:50:33 Nikos! You fuck!
00:55:33 Officer! Help us! - Whoa, whoa! What can l do for you?
01:02:58 You're damn right.
01:06:43 Wait.
01:10:53 l don't see him. - Well, that's too bad.
01:15:14 before they get out of their seats? - l don't know!
01:19:38 OK, we'll get you a ''Citizen Toxie'' poster.
01:25:07 Master, come to us!
01:29:51 Kill!

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed815
Dialogue density8.1 lines / min
First line00:00:27
Final line01:29:51

Production Record

DirectorAndreas Schnaas
LanguageEnglish
Budget$65,000
IMDb votes636