Night Gallery — S01E04 — Make Me Laugh / Clean Kills and Other Trophies

00:00:45 On display this evening, a pastiche of painting from oddball-land.

00:02:15 He says, "Eight cents for a room for a millennium and $800 for a sandwich?"

00:04:22 I got the only agent who makes it like it's a federal act...

00:06:29 And when I used to go to boy's camp...

00:09:02 I give you Perth Am boy.

00:10:56 By midnight tonight, if I do not perform a miracle,

00:12:30 What? The small print, huh?

00:14:12 Am I getting through to you, Mr. Slater?

00:16:52 I got 'em a fair date in Columbus, Ohio, and they got booed off the stage.

00:18:43 Don't you understand? I'm bored.

00:20:29 Was a comic. Was a clown.

00:22:44 Face, gestures, everything. He's strictly for laughs.

00:25:14 You'll never again be laughed at, yefendi. Never ever.

00:28:04 About the trust fund, Colonel. I'll only require your signature.

00:29:42 and his uncanny sense of smell.

00:31:15 "If it's done unnecessarily."

00:33:06 I want to make a codicil.

00:34:45 I could refuse to sign.

00:36:39 You have no other choice. The beasts have no choice.

00:38:35 Tomorrow... I will try to shoot a deer.

00:41:49 You have had 21 years without it. Why tomorrow?

00:43:56 Squeeze it.

00:46:13 My head. Something's happening.

00:49:32 The king of the jungle.