Night Court — S01E02 — The Nighthawks

00:00:03 -First up, we have Mr. Turkel,

00:00:55 -The defendant just confessed. Can we have the stenographer

00:01:58 Maybe we can wear it.

00:02:52 -And it was the inspiration behind this present.

00:03:40 I want you to pick anything you want to improve out

00:04:30 -I know. I just need a good

00:05:17 now that you're on the other side,

00:06:07 -So you want me to act more like a public defender.

00:07:05 -I thought y'all were friends.

00:07:58 -Probably after we do the court stuff.

00:09:04 I'm acting like a public defender.

00:10:04 -And does this condition make it difficult to, say,

00:10:56 The "O" is already washed off.

00:11:56 the right to a human attorney, not a bug-eating lizard lawyer.

00:13:13 Oh. Ah.

00:14:00 I gotta say, you really went for it with the changes.

00:14:46 -Okay. Next case... People vs. Dargis.

00:15:40 Sorry. I'm under oath.

00:16:24 just Johnny Walker-ed back in.

00:17:24 -Weird day.

00:18:16 living in a world that's riddled with lizards?

00:19:08 emotional-support gun.

00:20:15 off my list.

00:21:17 - Nope. - Yeah.