Nice Guys Sleep Alone

00:01:05 - Are you alone right now?

00:05:03 - Aw crap.

00:08:45 I'm uh, watching my calories.

00:12:34 dating is a phenomenon unique to the 20th century.

00:15:45 How about that centerfold?

00:19:46 - That's putting it mildly.

00:24:42 - Wow.

00:28:41 just to make sure he doesn't, oh, kiss and tell.

00:31:45 She needs to go to the bathroom before you fool around.

00:35:00 Home, as you know, is 555-0149.

00:38:17 Um, how about lunch?

00:40:45 what, with little Rufus leaving and all.

00:43:30 and if he's still there when I click back over,

00:47:05 - Robert Landler?

00:50:01 We can go down to the river, have a little sail-

00:54:08 An open bar's worst enemy.

00:57:36 You know, I'm about one beer away

01:03:39 I've gone out on dozens of first dates

01:06:56 Don't sweat dinner,

01:11:28 What's going on?

01:16:28 - Beautiful, aren't they?

01:20:07 Did I?

01:22:57 I'll tell you, man, she is a wonderful woman.

01:26:53 - That was the best cheeseburger I've ever had.