Never Have I Ever — S03E04 — ...made someone jealous

00:00:11 This is Devi Vishwakumar,

00:01:13 Yep. Hard to be at peace with that.

00:02:14 And not the cheap kind. My guests deserve the one that feels like a little quilt.

00:03:12 and you, Eleanor, my girlfriend, a chance to throw me a birthday party tonight.

00:04:15 Damn. Was it in an episode of Indian Matchmaking?

00:05:14 Yeah. Otherwise, you're gonna seem so heartbroken and pathetic,

00:06:10 That's why I have this pièce de résistance.

00:07:09 So, where should we put Sanjay?

00:08:13 How are you even condescending about beer?

00:09:05 And I come from a long line of people who never get any questions wrong.

00:10:10 Wait, we can be on our phones? BRB.

00:11:13 Oh. Please come have a seat.

00:12:30 in avoiding the consumerism of the holiday.

00:13:23 pardon my language, assholes.

00:14:11 I'll go to the party, and I'll take Nirdesh with me.

00:15:06 If I asked you who fought at the Battle of Little Bighorn,

00:16:09 What are you doing?

00:17:02 Well, because certain cultural context clues and...

00:18:10 the next, you're crying.

00:19:07 No, I didn't know he liked her,

00:20:50 It's not that I don't like you.

00:21:54 He made a mistake.

00:23:05 I did too.

00:24:15 Good night.