Neighbors

00:00:43 Mac: Okay, it's happening. It's spontaneous.

00:03:40 Whoo!

00:07:10 This is the moment. Let's do it. Okay. I need to go out!

00:10:38 Come on!

00:14:53 All: No, no, no!

00:17:57 Peekaboo! Boys: Oh!

00:21:47 Cool, cool. How is that?

00:24:57 Never call you again? You're the fucking police.

00:28:16 Hey, when you called the cops, you violated the circle of trust, focker.

00:31:32 She's not named "Dean." That's her job.

00:35:18 Their dicks bought a hot tub? My dick couldn't buy a hot tub.

00:39:42 Cheers. Here we go.

00:45:06 Okay. Smack me.

00:48:21 It's not working.

00:51:33 Deez nuts before skinny sluts.

00:55:04 I get it! He's got a huge dick!

00:58:22 Assjuice: Oh, fuck.

01:02:24 Fine! Fine!

01:06:40 What are you... We said all those things, all right?

01:10:56 And this year, we will make it on that wall.

01:15:54 Oh. Yeah.

01:19:56 (Groans)

01:24:27 Brothers don't get divorced. Yeah, I know.

01:28:42 I think that's a compliment. It is a compliment.