Nativity!

00:00:43 (♪ Here comes Santa Claus Here comes Santa Claus...

00:04:21 and this year, to make the best nativity play that has ever, ever been

00:08:46 - Classroom assistant? - No.

00:12:46 - Where have you been? - Five years at St Bernadette's now.

00:16:37 Well done. Congratulations, Mr Maddens.

00:21:34 (♪ l was going on a hill side On a hill side...

00:25:58 Excuse me.

00:30:01 - Yes, they will. - Everyone knows we're useless.

00:34:39 (♪ Not the most gorgeous

00:38:45 Have you seen the looks he gets in the playground? All these girls are like...

00:43:24 Bundle or rumble, l do not care.

00:46:46 (♪ She's the brightest star l've ever seen

00:51:31 We're doing it at the cathedral.

00:55:23 l'm a man literally on the edge of something, l don't know what.

01:00:06 l haven't got it with me. l was going to meet her for lunch.

01:04:25 - (Sighs) - You have. l can tell you have.

01:08:56 And it transpires that you are that any fool, and l really had high hopes for you.

01:14:29 and l want you to come and do the play with me because l've told the children

01:18:41 and wonderful and a little pocket of stardust.

01:24:04 (♪ Time to holler, time to dance...

01:28:34 l didn't have any mints so l gave it chocolate. lt's feeling icky.

01:34:29 (♪ One night, one moment

01:39:26 (♪ One moment

01:45:47 (♪ lt's the first time ever Christmas Eve (♪