National Lampoon's Vacation

00:00:30 "I found out long ago"

00:04:31 I'm just as upset as you are. Believe me.

00:08:14 All right, that's enough, Russ.

00:12:55 Dad, can we go up on it?

00:16:15 Because, that's why.

00:21:35 It's the bed. It will slow down in a second.

00:24:54 They didn't use mud, they used sod!

00:28:32 I know the feeling.

00:32:25 It made me so sick!

00:36:01 Great. I'll make some space for him in the back.

00:40:53 You're too cheap to pay for a hotel room.

00:45:16 It was very confusing, I must've forgotten.

00:49:28 Honey, there's nothing in that luggage that can't be replaced.

00:53:07 She doesn't mean to be a pain in the rump.

00:57:16 Well these two nice Indians and a man on a camel called a tow truck.

01:00:38 ...without a major credit card.

01:05:22 Will you watch your mouth?

01:08:50 Don't touch!

01:13:52 ...you know "A penny saved, and..."

01:17:52 ...and these feelings make you do things you wouldn't normally do.

01:22:04 Come on, I'll race you!

01:26:30 Is that a real gun, Mom?

01:32:10 I'm Russ Lasky. I met you at the summer picnic last year.

02:04:06 a little Roy Walley entertainment.