National Lampoon's The Legend of Awesomest Maximus

00:04:23 (Narrator) The world's fate is decided by legends

00:07:30 You know Hottessa.

00:10:34 (King Erotic) And I hear they love the taste of THESS-alians.

00:14:21 Look at the men's faces.

00:18:35 But it's been a great week!

00:21:47 My vagina.

00:24:59 And you know what? I just spent a fortune on this crown.

00:28:44 to save Troy from the Greeks.

00:31:48 What's this?

00:34:43 All right, Testiclees.

00:37:32 What does it look like I'm doing?

00:41:06 Hey, bro? Not gonna lie to you.

00:44:19 Hold.

00:48:13 and denied you.

00:51:06 I am Approximo.

00:53:53 Hey, do I have to separate you two?

00:57:48 This is sponsored by King Erotic

01:02:22 Is this not why you're here?

01:05:58 and this gladiator who actually turned out to be Awesomest...

01:10:50 We gotta get a big wooden dick and drag it all the way up here.

01:14:35 Your timing is horrible.

01:19:05 Yes.

01:22:28 It's a true story. I'm gonna be the king.

01:26:18 (applause and cheers)