National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon 1
1993 · 84 MIN · IMDB 6.2 · 52,289 VOTES · DIR. Gene Quintano
Overview
An LA detective is murdered because she has microfilm with the recipe to make cocaine cookies. Two cops partner to find and stop the fiends before they can dope the nation by distributing their wares via the 'Wilderness Girls' cookie drive.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,048 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:01:48 What the hell was that?
00:07:20 Who is it?
00:10:40 Have you tried this, lrv? l use it.
00:15:00 Dooley's bet us he can escape in fifteen minutes.
00:16:54 You get the case, you get Jack Colt!
00:20:18 l saw their picture in your wallet.
00:22:28 Val-i-dat-ed.
00:24:33 Thanks.
00:27:03 and there's no time for fussing and fighting, my friend.
00:30:22 You got a picture?
00:33:23 What do you know about a piece of microfilm?
00:36:01 l don't know.
00:38:27 l'm trying to figure out what to tell my wife about her car.
00:41:32 No, thanks.
00:44:21 What did Cher see in Sonny?
00:47:05 lt's an unbecoming trait.
00:50:34 So, Ben, dad help you with your homework?
00:53:40 lt's a man l fell for...
00:55:43 l was a fool.
01:00:18 Get your hands off me!
01:04:08 l breast-fed till l was sixteen years old...
01:07:38 "is set in the Napoleonic wars?"
01:12:34 l got a touch of the flu.
02:00:00 at the bottom of the sea?
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,048
Dialogue density12.5 lines / min
First line00:01:48
Final line02:00:00
Production Record
DirectorGene Quintano
LanguageEnglish
Revenue$27,979,966
IMDb votes52,289