National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon 1
1993 · 84 MIN · IMDB 6.2 · 52,289 VOTES · DIR. Gene Quintano
Overview
An LA detective is murdered because she has microfilm with the recipe to make cocaine cookies. Two cops partner to find and stop the fiends before they can dope the nation by distributing their wares via the 'Wilderness Girls' cookie drive.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,048 lines
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00:01:48 What the hell was that?
00:06:33 l have a contact there.
00:10:32 What you got, lrv?
00:14:51 No, he had fuller lips. Pouting lips.
00:16:40 Everything but the pants-fig thing.
00:19:58 Hai Karate. You wear that sometimes, don't you?
00:22:10 l've only got forty-eight hours.
00:24:02 My gut tells me we were getting too close to someone.
00:26:35 the cookie operation.
00:29:45 You say something?
00:32:43 There's an i-n-g on the end of it. Nothing.
00:35:12 Those two tried to make a getaway.
00:37:39 they went in and burned it.
00:40:07 the bucktoothed, freckle-faced...
00:43:21 but you're wrong.
00:45:46 Anybody want to give me a ride?
00:48:38 Get the car!
00:51:43 but come on, now...
00:54:37 After what?
00:57:10 l'm just taking one of those...
01:02:57 ln here.
01:04:47 Consider this investigation closed!
01:09:58 l mean the black set with gold thread piping.
01:13:48 That's personal.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,048
Dialogue density12.5 lines / min
First line00:01:48
Final line01:13:48
Production Record
DirectorGene Quintano
LanguageEnglish
Revenue$27,979,966
IMDb votes52,289