National Lampoon's Gold Diggers
2003 · 90 MIN · IMDB 3.0 · 2,647 VOTES · DIR. Gary Preisler
Overview
Calvin and Leonard, two broke losers, are arrested for trying to rob rich old sisters Doris and Betty. The women have a change of heart, drop the charges and invite the the boys over to their mansion. Calvin decides he and Leonard should marry the women, and, when they soon die, live off the inheritance. The ladies, however, have run into their own financial troubles and wed the boys with plans of murdering them for insurance money.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,410 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:22 George Calvin Menhoffer: All we evervvanted was love.
00:02:48 I'm tellin'ya, man. Our luck is about to change.
00:06:51 The bags, mama!
00:09:33 You'll pay forthis, you son of a bitch!
00:12:31 Shake what off? How'd you like a punch in the mouth?
00:16:52 Molesting?
00:19:18 the word fresh does not come to mind.
00:24:07 But I gottafunny feeling that you boys'll meet our needs
00:28:38 You ain't had no love until you done had yourself
00:31:30 You know, by law
00:34:04 Calvin. Leonard.
00:38:01 She's dead.
00:41:44 You're gonna be scattering my ashes to the wind.
00:44:19 You're a genius, Cal.
00:47:00 Hi. Hi! Hi.
00:50:02 It's their rules that drove us to this desperate place.
00:54:30 This seems a bit extreme.
00:57:48 So...besides all the lies and the deceits
01:00:42 If I kissed you?
01:04:24 Doris: he's right.
01:07:06 I added the cat part to hide my shame.
01:10:32 Don't you look away from me when I'm talkin'to you.
01:13:34 Just what tools you're going to use
01:19:46 He's like a hairy, vicious child to them.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,410
Dialogue density15.7 lines / min
First line00:00:22
Final line01:19:46
Production Record
DirectorGary Preisler
LanguageEnglish
Revenue$527,000
IMDb votes2,647