National Lampoon's Gold Diggers
2003 · 90 MIN · IMDB 3.0 · 2,647 VOTES · DIR. Gary Preisler
Overview
Calvin and Leonard, two broke losers, are arrested for trying to rob rich old sisters Doris and Betty. The women have a change of heart, drop the charges and invite the the boys over to their mansion. Calvin decides he and Leonard should marry the women, and, when they soon die, live off the inheritance. The ladies, however, have run into their own financial troubles and wed the boys with plans of murdering them for insurance money.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,410 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:22 George Calvin Menhoffer: All we evervvanted was love.
00:02:53 And all the goodies that go along with it.
00:06:58 Wait a minute. You're not Jewish.
00:09:49 Giving us high colonicsjust for laughs.
00:13:03 Can you even begin to imagine
00:17:16 All you boys need
00:19:59 Do we have to see them naked?
00:26:10 No, I mean lovers!
00:29:19 To have and to hold--
00:32:26 Whoa, you're my lollypop
00:35:10 You really loved her, didn't you, Len?
00:39:24 Don't you find it just a little bit odd
00:42:58 More rat poison.
00:45:39 Oh, yeah!
00:48:50 We're sure to get at least one of them.
00:52:25 there you go.
00:56:48 Young...as in not old!
00:59:32 I realized at that moment
01:03:07 Breaking and exiting.
01:06:17 Who? (barks)
01:09:20 You are, snookums.
01:13:13 That's a big boy, all right.
01:18:32 I am a genius.
01:22:33 And I'll never let you go-o
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,410
Dialogue density15.7 lines / min
First line00:00:22
Final line01:22:33
Production Record
DirectorGary Preisler
LanguageEnglish
Revenue$527,000
IMDb votes2,647