National Lampoon's European Vacation

00:01:53 It's time for America's favorite game show: Pig in a Poke!

00:04:36 Our son, Moe, has just been elected to the board of Microtech...

00:07:28 ...to start a two-week vacation extravaganza you'll never forget.

00:09:59 Jack, you wait here.

00:14:00 Di.

00:19:38 Kids, help me out. No, please sit.

00:23:26 - I guess this happens a lot. - No.

00:26:51 Oh, please, let me help you.

00:29:41 "We got the beer"

00:31:57 - It does not include the telephone bill. - We just made a couple of local calls.

00:35:23 Everybody, get closer to the fountain.

00:38:12 We're the Griswalds. I'm Clark, and this is my wife, Ellen.

00:41:02 France is world famous for its cuisine, so anything will be great.

00:45:39 Two things. First, you're never an idiot. You're a Griswald.

00:49:27 Hold it!

00:53:42 There it is, kids.

00:57:18 This has been my favorite part of the trip.

01:07:32 Clark, I thought we'd talk. What are we doing?

01:10:38 I didn't know you rented cars.

01:15:04 I'll meet you later at the hotel.

01:17:35 You're not too shabby yourself.

01:21:27 I'm going to throw up.

01:23:58 Find your father!

01:31:01 Yup. The Griswalds are back!