National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

00:00:19 "It's that time Christmas time is here

00:04:53 I'm going to pull around them... burn some dust, here.

00:07:58 That thing wouldn't fit in our yard.

00:11:44 It's just that you build things up in your mind, Sparky.

00:14:10 Don't forget that report, Bill.

00:17:47 Look how big you've gotten.

00:20:22 At this point, I can't even see the nuts. They must have blown away.

00:26:05 Clark, baby, I can picture it in my mind and it's breathtaking.

00:35:32 Is it plugged in?

00:40:02 I hope it enhances your holiday spirit. Dear Catherine.

00:42:20 Honey, why don't you get the kids' things. Don't forget the rubber sheets and gerbils.

00:45:11 I borrowed it off a buddy of mine.

00:47:56 Be careful there, Clark.

00:52:39 No, I'm not Santa Claus.

00:55:40 What are you looking at?

00:58:37 I don't know about that.

01:01:12 Can't wait to see what I got!

01:05:53 He's probably just nosing through the trash.

01:10:31 That's it. That's the big one!

01:13:46 ...l've been thinking.

01:17:57 It probably got scared and ran back into the tree.

01:21:46 "While visions of sugarplums Danced in their heads

01:24:22 Sometimes things look good on paper, but...

01:28:10 See, kids...