National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

00:00:19 "It's that time Christmas time is here

00:04:53 I'm going to pull around them... burn some dust, here.

00:08:01 It's not going in our yard, Russ. It's going in our living room.

00:11:54 When have I ever done that?

00:14:19 Happy Hanukkah.

00:17:58 Doesn't Nora look old?

00:21:52 Can we at least forbid them to answer the phone?

00:26:24 If you need any help, give me a holler. I'll be upstairs asleep.

00:36:14 - Todd! - Sorry!

00:40:29 Eddie?

00:43:14 A little tree water ain't gonna hurt him.

00:45:50 Mr. Shirley, Merry Christmas.

00:49:35 - You're staying late? - Hi, Bill.

00:53:15 I don't think he should be nervous, and you shouldn't be, either.

00:56:51 I have this suspicion that Catherine and Eddie don't have presents for their kids.

00:59:33 I'll try not to.

01:02:16 They want you to say grace.

01:07:45 Do you smell something?

01:11:43 Smaller?

01:14:57 Are you okay?

01:19:58 You're goofy.

01:22:39 Officer, it seems my husband has been abducted.

01:26:49 There was a big misunderstanding tonight.

25:00:00 imported Italian twinkle lights.