National Lampoon Presents Dorm Daze

00:00:58 Hey, Pete! Hey, hold this.

00:03:35 It's disgusting. I don't even think we should let her in the house.

00:06:58 Okay. Well, did I leave my books in here?

00:11:05 Don't be such a girl. It's just semen! Take it!

00:14:30 Shut up! I'm calling Rachel.

00:18:23 It's driving me nuts!

00:21:41 Where is Wang? I want Wang.

00:24:46 Hey, sexy.

00:27:54 Oh, shit. She's pissed.

00:32:14 My shirt.

00:35:47 Look, I'm sorry, Dominique, but...

00:39:45 This is gonna be good.

00:43:30 The plan I have needs two people.

00:48:20 "l know everything. Decided to leave.

00:51:49 I can't believe Adrienne had sex with your boyfriend

00:55:18 Too bad! I'm the one who paid for her! Come here!

00:58:47 - I know this guy. I don't-- - Trust me. He knows something.

01:02:55 Crazy mother--

01:06:04 Wow, that was fast.

01:10:10 Call me.

01:14:18 What's this? This a vibrator or something?

01:18:09 - It seems she's on drugs. - Cuff her!

01:22:03 Screw it. We don't want your stupid, ugly kids at our university, anyway.

01:26:17 It's a long story. I'll tell you when I get there.