National Lampoon Presents Dorm Daze

00:00:58 Hey, Pete! Hey, hold this.

00:03:32 Adrienne, did you hear about the prostitute?

00:06:51 Oh, my God!

00:10:49 Did you lose your virginity to a hooker?

00:13:56 We're on to you, wife beater.

00:17:55 - Hey, how's it going? - Not too bad.

00:20:59 I just know. Kind of like you and Newmar.

00:23:49 Wait, explain to these nags that I'm not beating you.

00:26:57 You guys just wait here, and I'm gonna go talk to Tony.

00:31:07 I was kind of drunk.

00:34:44 I'm sorry. That's one thing I don't do.

00:38:12 - Styles McFee--that was his name. - Who is this?

00:41:59 They've got me in this room with this weird French prick.

00:45:40 who's waiting at the front of your building."

00:50:16 No. I didn't even look inside.

00:53:10 I really don't care what you think right now

00:56:26 I smell perfume.

00:59:43 I'm sorry Foosball turned you down.

01:03:42 Whatever you say.

01:07:46 What are you doing? Where's the bag?

01:11:10 Get the chair, bitch.

01:15:11 That bitch tricked us! There's only a little money here!

01:18:30 I just have a few more things to pack. I think you'll like North Dakota.

01:22:21 we can go to the Bahamas and live like kings.