Nathan for You — S04E03 — Andy vs. Uber

00:00:01 My name is Nathan Fielder,

00:00:57 he couldn't believe his eyes.

00:01:44 They stole everything. You know what I mean?

00:02:33 - Sleeper. - Oh, sleeper.

00:03:16 is having a communication structure

00:04:13 and throw it off the pier, where unbeknownst to him,

00:05:08 ANDY: Yeah, I'm just an average Joe,

00:05:58 - So it's, like, one per ride. - Okay.

00:06:42 - It doesn't go down? - No.

00:07:31 Turn off the music.

00:08:22 was looking for members.

00:09:23 - NATHAN: Does it fit okay? - Yeah.

00:10:04 - Okay. - Sure, yeah, okay.

00:10:58 I will see rape, rape, and then, "We deliver puppies."

00:12:05 No, no, no, no, no. What he's saying is,

00:12:54 So with momentum building, I felt it was time

00:15:02 I tried asking Andy if he would marry me as a favor,

00:15:55 the ceremony's gonna be entirely in Mandarin?

00:17:17 NATHAN: I told the officiant I wanted our marriage certificate

00:18:14 and designed from the very start to disappear by morning.

00:19:00 NATHAN: Andy admitted that he was now relying on Uber

00:19:56 that could never be won.

00:20:47 about all the mistakes I had made,

00:21:49 Yeah, yeah, yeah.