Nathan for You — S01E08 — Private Investigator / Taxi Company

00:00:01 My name is Nathan Fielder,

00:00:59 Yelp's a website where people look,

00:01:47 and if you do a good job at that,

00:02:36 You guys have one job, which is to be me, right?

00:03:29 Um, and the house needs to be vacuumed.

00:04:17 Okay, maybe I'll figure that out with her.

00:05:11 And on my way, I made a quick stop.

00:06:07 How are you doing?

00:07:01 "I'd always have no home while Brian hunted me down.

00:07:59 and it got me thinking,

00:08:46 But when I pitched the idea to Comedy Central,

00:09:44 That's why I devised a solution and brought it

00:10:33 I picked three more mainstream conversation topics

00:11:16 But in order to really sell my idea to Nettabi,

00:12:13 Reuben knew nothing,

00:13:05 All the whales sit around family.

00:13:56 and I couldn't wait to show Nettabi the results.

00:14:48 that I met on my fake dating show, Rachel.

00:15:39 No.

00:16:35 Speak from the heart.

00:17:39 But what I didn't show you is that after we were done,

00:18:23 What, do you think the guy, like, he didn't like me, or...

00:19:16 - We don't have to. That's fine. - Yeah, okay.

00:20:44 I love Quiznos.